M. Kline: A Tribute

We will miss her arms and legs.
her sweet rack and all of her digits.
'Cause she's left the squad for Connecticut
and a fortune made on widgets.

She watched every match
as the Ship's #1 superfan.
Then she played every week
And thus became Ironman.

She's the Einstein of Ugly
and the Lord of The Dance
She is a Lipstick Lez
and she rarely wears pants.

She ended her career
with as big a win as you'll see.
Now that she's gone
Over whom will I hover uncomfortably?

What more can I say
about this little lass.
Just one thing I've said before,
Meredith Kline Kicks Ass!